| Everyone has one. Their little bug bear, something that | | | | aggravation as it implies that you would happily plough |
| irritates them beyond the point of rationality. May be its | | | | into the back of the person in front,, was it not for the |
| TV chefs, or wasps, or the way your boyfriend licks | | | | fact that they had a rug rat in the back. |
| the marmite off his toast ... whatever your issue may | | | | Car Insurance companies must also hate them. The |
| be, I would put money on the fact that you have one. | | | | writing on these elaborate stickers is often so minute, |
| Mine is bumper stickers. They're awful! | | | | that the brokers must get some of the slightly less |
| Bumper stickers have no redeeming features. Often | | | | intelligent of the species calling up to report an accident, |
| supported by the chav, or balding man, the bumper | | | | the crux being that they drove into the back of |
| sticker is a sigh of trying to act cool and regain lost | | | | someone whilst trying to read that they indeed, love |
| youth in the case of the latter. | | | | Wales. |
| "Honk if you love rock" No thank you, I don't honk on | | | | I just don't get them. Why would you want to advertise |
| demand. | | | | to complete strangers that you a) have a dog b) love |
| "Princess on board" REALLY? | | | | your dog or c) hate dogs? |
| And my least favourite "Baby on board". Even i know | | | | Think about it. And I'm really sorry if, after reading this, |
| that this one is irrational, but it causes me massive | | | | you have just acquired another bugbear. Rant over. |