| Do you remember when everyone read the classified | | | | is looking for a change. Butterflies make them smile |
| ads? You could buy or sell anything (legal) by placing | | | | and snowdrifts send them into depression. Just for |
| an ad in the newspaper or the item-specific ad | | | | such a person is an ad that states "Time Share for |
| weeklies; of course you still can, but an even better | | | | Sale by Owner." Equally anxious to escape the heat |
| option for most consumers and marketers these days | | | | of the Deep South is someone who would love to |
| is the online seek/find route. | | | | partner with them on a home away from home, a |
| Someone out there is looking for a new home but | | | | man or woman who yearns to hop onto a |
| dreads the process of driving to, walking through, and | | | | snowmobile or strap on skis and cool off. Talk about |
| weighing options while a sales agent breathes down | | | | making everyone happy... |
| the back of their shirt. The buyer prefers to be their | | | | His riding lawnmower blew its engine; the last time he |
| own "finder" but may retain a realtor as the transaction | | | | tried to clean out the rain gutters on the eaves, he fell |
| agent, the one who handles the paperwork after | | | | off the ladder, and when he was up there he also |
| finding a new home. Wouldn't we all like to omit the | | | | noted several loose singles. The fifteen-year |
| middleman (or woman) as often as possible, or rather | | | | guarantee on the roof is about to expire. Arthritis is |
| omit their fee? A prospective buyer goes online and | | | | gaining on him, making home and yard maintenance a |
| looks for a home for sale by owner. That buyer may | | | | real pain-literally. But I want a nice home of my own, he |
| be in your hometown or on the opposite side of Earth. | | | | thinks. I don't want to waste money pouring it down a |
| Used- car salesman. That's a term that evokes | | | | rented rat hole. He is in the market for a condo; catch |
| unpleasant images of a coarse loudmouth in a gaudy | | | | his interest and perhaps make a sale by listing your |
| plaid sports coat, hawking lemons of various vintage. | | | | condo for sale by owner. His son works for a large |
| Our apologies to those professional auto salespersons | | | | sporting goods store in an affluent section of the city. |
| out there; we know that many of you suffer daily | | | | Just as Dad is ready to move into a new home, his |
| because of that stereotype. A lot of us, male and | | | | son is ready to move on and rid himself of the |
| female, enjoy a review of the auto classifieds; I | | | | unreasonable dictator who is his boss, whose |
| personally always home in on the ones that indicate a | | | | managerial style is causing so much stress that the |
| car for sale by owner. Hoards of would-be car buyers | | | | son's health is negatively affected. He is ready to |
| search the online ads daily and nightly. | | | | become the boss and run his own business. He goes |
| In the piney woods of a northern state where summer | | | | online to search for a business for sale by owner. |
| is a delight and winter is an endurance test, someone | | | | |