How Your Renault Dealer Will Make You Young Again

Tell you what, being young was brilliant. Yes, I know I'mthat story I regress back to being a seven year old
only 24 now, but I'm talking about when I was six orand long for something socially acceptable to feel like
seven and could play with my toy cars, build vehiclesthis all the time. Seventeen years later and it appears
that defied the laws of physics out of Lego and racethe local Renault dealer is on hand to make this story
my dad on Scalextric. Sitting in the cinema recently Icome full circle. Due to the success of Renault in
watched Speed Racer (I believe I make up exactlyFormula One in recent years and that their production
100% of the world's population that has viewed saidcars are selling like hot cakes thanks to creative styling,
film) and I really rather enjoyed it. Set in the future, thecompetitive pricing and good reliability some bright
crux of the film revolved around a lad handily calledspark in marketing thought up a way of combining the
Speed Racer who raced around a full size Scalextriclovable Clio with Fernando Alonso and co as they tear
track in a futuristic car. Many gravity defining minutesup the track around the globe. Welcome to the
later, with bright neon lights whizzing past my eyes IRenaultSport Clio 197 F1 R27 - catchily named it's not.
was hooked - the drive home never seemed so slowAimed squarely at men wanting to regress to
and boring. This got me thinking, is it socially acceptablechildhood and competing against the likes of the Honda
for a 24 year-old man to push toy cars around theCivic Type R, Mini Cooper S and Golf GTi, the hot Clio
floor? Or how about digging out some Lego again?has a lot to contend with to be successful. I like to
After much deliberation I decided against this as I hoperemain impartial when reviewing a car, but put simply
to hold on to my latest girlfriend and crying to her overthe R27 looks so jaw-droppingly awesome that even
swallowing a Lego brick isn't attractive. Finally then Iif the rest of the car was rubbish it wouldn't matter.
opened the dust covered box to my Scalextric and I'mFinished in the brightest yellow, fitted with a wide-arch
not ashamed to say I spent all weekend assembling,body kit, more air vents than a skyscraper, Recaro
tweaking and then racing around and around until myracing seats, unique graphite alloy wheels and the most
trigger finger went numb. The collection of cars I'dgorgeous F1 inspired rear diffuser, the R27 instantly
amassed surprised me too, I have everything fromsent me back to 1991. The fun however doesn't stop
NASCAR, Formula One, super cars, British Touringon the outside as the R27 sits on Renault's latest
Cars and Le Mans racers. Despite this clearly showingracing chassis which is 27 percent stiffer at the front
I was spoilt rotten when I was a lad, it also droveand 30 percent at the back than previous sport
home the point that the only car I can remember wasversions and makes the car feel like it's on rails, turning
not the shiny Ferrari or limited to 100 edition of theevery road into a giant Scalextric track. The driving
Jordan Formula One car, but the 1991 Renaultexperience gets better when you consider why it's got
powered Benetton Formula One car with the front197 in its name - that'll be the amount of horses
wing missing due to a high speed collision with my dad.crammed under the bonnet. A six speed gearbox
I think it's the circumstances surrounding me acquiringhelps get the power to the road as quickly as possible
the car that made it my favourite. Having beenalthough you'll want to drive as slowly as you can, not
dragged from car dealership to car dealership with myonly to show off your racing decals but to conserve
parents I finally found a nice seat to be bored on at apetrol as it's probably rocketed another ten pence a
Renault dealer. In front of me stood a glass cabinetlitre as I write this. Only 500 will be made available in
towering upwards and halfway up I could see thisthe UK through your Renault dealer, with equally limited
brilliant toy. The Renault dealer knew the score andavailability worldwide meaning a £1,500 ($3,000)
struck up a deal that involved me getting the car andtopping up of the price. Put simply this car made me
my dad parting with lots of pictures of the Queen forfeel seven again and that - to quote a well known
a turbo-charged Renault 25. Even now when I think oftelevision commercial - is priceless.